ACT 1!
Aveline storms in and beats the darkspawn to death with her bare hands:
Your sibling dies on your first playthrough:
on every other playthrough:
Varric: “How do you do?”
Merrill’s awkward intro and Gwen Cooper’s voice:
but then she starts cutting her wrists
Anders’ intro starts:
but then you get introduced to Justice as well
Isabela shows up:
and later invites you to her room
Anders: “[…]it’s just, we’ve hardly met and I feel like I know you”
Fenris starts speaking:
Fenris has spoken over 3 words:
Finally gathered all the companions:
Random enemy waves keep appearing out of thin air wherever you go:
Hawke: *breaths*
Carver: +100 rivalry
You don’t have anything decent to wear ‘cause you don’t have enough points/levels:
When Carver awkwardly tries to flirt with Merrill:
You drag your sibling into the Deep Roads:
ACT 2!

Wishing Mabinogi wasn’t down for maintenance.
MOTOCHIKA CHOSOKABE AND…
WhiteBlack?…
…
We’ll just say I was playing as the male player character in Black/White so Aniki gets his shotas.
Cloud Strife…
…
And…
…… Robot Unicorn.
Travis Touchdown and Adam Jensen.
..god yes.
…….Wario and Mario…..
I don’t even know if that would be right. Wario Ware and Mario Party. There are so many protagonists.
GIANT ORGY. EWWW.
Mabinogi and Maple Story…
…
EVERYONE HAS SEX WITH EVERYONE.
EVER.





























